Monday, 9 July 2012

Not so bad in the end



It’s London, it’s July, it’s raining and it’s Pride – well almost. There can be few people around, who are not aware of the controversy surrounding London’s World Pride this year. There is plenty of speculation about who was to blame, with the main villains emerging as Mayor Boris Johnson, the GLA and Westminster City Council. However you look at it, it does seem that the GLA and Westminster City Council were not exactly helpful when it emerged that the event was in financial difficulties and needed rescuing. When a rescue package was put in place (Smirnoff and QSoft offering to put up the short fall), they announced that it was too late and that resources had already been allocated elsewhere. I seriously doubt that, and I have even heard rumours that the GLA wanted the event to fail this year so that next year the event could be offered to a commercial event management company, the owner of which just happens to be a friend of Boris’s. This may of course be completely untrue, but it sounds more likely to me than the accusations of homophobia being bounced around by some in our community.

To make matters worse WCC was  threatening businesses in Soho with the loss of their licence, if they didn’t strictly adhere to their licence obligations on Saturday, ie no music playing outside bars, and no drinking in the street. They offered no solution as to where up to 250,000 people cramming into Soho would be able to go. Had they not yet worked out that 250.000 into about 20 small gay venues simply will not go. Just do the maths. For these reasons Boris, the GLA and WCC have not surprisingly become the scapegoats for the failure of World Pride 2012, though we can’t lay all the blame at their doors. 

Mistakes have definitely been made by the Pride Committee and they do have questions to answer. London bid successfully for World Pride 2012 in 2008. We had 4 years to plan this event, and what did we have to show for 4 years of planning? A paired down march (definitely not a parade) and a pathetically scaled down concert stage in Trafalgar Square, which finished at 6pm. And who was headlining? Who indeed? Sydney had Kylie, Rome (the home of World Pride last year) had Lady Gaga. We were told we would have Deborah Cox. “Who?” I hear you ask. Precisely. Why not Sir Elton John, George Michael or Will Young, to mention three eminent gay British stars? Or why not Adam Lambert, who has just released his new album Trespassing over here?  I’m not even sure Deborah thingy appeared, because I subsequently heard that Boy George headlined. We love you George, we really do, and, it has to be said, you do your bit; but when was the last time you had a top ten hit? 

It’s been a long time since I had any high hopes for London Pride. Whilst other cities in the UK, like Manchester and Brighton seem to have no problem staging worthwhile events, London has been something of a damp squib for years now. In previous years it has clashed with Madrid, and it seems the majority of London’s queers all book to go over there, in the safe and secure knowledge that London will be rubbish, so they won’t be missing anything. The decision to stage the two events on different weekends was presumably taken so that Madrid wouldn’t clash with this year’s World Pride. In the event, they needn’t have bothered. I had a young friend from Spain over here this week. He, no doubt like thousands of others, was under the mistaken impression that, this being London, and this being World Pride, he would be coming to an amazing party, one to rival Madrid, or Sydney, or Tel Aviv. I actually began to hope so myself, but as the date got closer, and publicity was suspiciously quiet, I started to have my doubts.

First indications that all was not well was this article in Time Out by Paul Burston on June 21st. At that stage the Pride Committee weren’t giving much away, but it seemed evident that they were not on top of things. Then, just over a week before the event, the Pride Committee made an announcement that they would only be able to stage a severely scaled down version of the event. There would be no party in Soho, the parade would now be just a march with no floats (all of which, around 120 I am told, many of them charities, had paid a minimum of £2500 for the privilege)and would now start at the earlier time of 11am, as opposed to the original start time of 1pm, and that the event in Trafalgar Square would now be finishing early. Many people, who bought their travel tickets in advance, would now miss the parade. All the money spent on decorating floats and on costumes would be wasted. Many with disabilities would not now be able to join the march at all. Is it any wonder people were angry? The chair of the Pride Committee, Patrick Williams, resigned over the mishandling of the event, but I think we do need a full enquiry into exactly what went wrong. 

I have to say that as the event gets bigger, I am not completely averse to the idea of a professional event team being brought in, but I would hate to see London Pride descend into the commercialised event Sydney Mardi Gras has become, reportedly now not so much a gay event, but a huge freak show that the straights all come to gawp at. I have always thought Pride should be both political and a celebration, a celebration of our diversity and our victories, but, most assuredly also a political reminder of all that we still have to achieve, both here in the UK and in the rest of the world, where gay people are still in fear of imprisonment or the death penalty.

Happily, and in typically British fashion, the day went much better than I expected. The march was a little sombre, it’s true, but political points were made rather than lost. I was particularly moved by those representatives from countries which do not enjoy the same freedoms that we do. For them, it must have meant a great deal to be able to march in solidarity with other LGBT people without fear of repercussions. Their pride and joy literally shone out from their faces. After the march we made our way to Soho. No provisions had been made to close off the streets, but eventually the police, who had behaved impeccably throughout, had no option as thousands and thousands flooded into the area. Admittedly it was a shame that there was no music or dancing in the streets, but, in the end, neither the rain, nor Boris, nor the GLA, nor WCC could dampen our spirits. 

We left quite early in order to get a little rest before going out that evening. I’m not as young as I used to be, so, out of the many events on offer, I elected to go to just one party, as opposed to the five or six I would have attended in the past. XXL, now settled very firmly into its fabulous new home, Pulse, was rammed to the rafters, as, I have no doubt, were all the other clubs on Saturday night.
Very tired we returned home at 6am. Before he left on Sunday, my friend from Madrid said he had actually enjoyed London more than Madrid. He said he liked the fact that the march was about political issues, and not just about sex, as the Madrid Parade can sometimes appear to be. It may also have something to do with the fact that we decided to take our friendship on to the next level. Whatever the reasons, World Pride 2012 did, in the end, turn out to be one I will always remember.



Thursday, 24 May 2012

How often do you think about it?



I have a confession to make. I’m afraid I’ve been letting the side down. This will come as a terrible shock to many of you I know, and you might think less of me because of it, but lately I’ve noticed I don’t think about sex 24/7. In fact, if we have a conversation, it’s quite probable that I am actually listening to what you have to say, rather than wondering about the size of your cock. I hope this doesn’t offend you. The fact that our conversation isn’t peppered with innuendo is really no reflection on your sexual attractiveness. It’s just that I don’t happen to be thinking of running off to the next dark room at the earliest opportunity. Well not all the time anyway.

Every gay magazine, every gay app, every gay shop, works on the assumption that we have sex on the brain from the moment we wake up till the moment we go to sleep  (and no doubt while we sleep too), so excuse me, if I am feeling a little inadequate at the moment. I’ve noticed there are whole swathes of time, maybe even hours, when the thought of having sex doesn’t even cross my mind. Is there something wrong with me, I wonder? Has my time working in the sex industry anaesthetised the sex part of my brain? Or is it just the natural outcome of getting older? Testosterone levels do, after all, drop as we get older. 

That said, I am convinced there are loads of gay men who spend hours on Grindr, Manhunt, Scruff, Gaydar, and the like, simply because that is what gay men do. They don’t actually have sex, i.e. actual physical contact with someone, though they may manage some form of cybersex. Take as an example the odd times I log onto Scruff or some such app. I am invariably besieged by all sorts of requests from guys thousands of miles away, usually accompanied by photos of them (whether genuine or not is of little consequence) in all sorts of inviting (or not) positions. The chances of us actually meeting and getting down to some of the things they suggest are minimal to say the least, but they still feel the need to suggest them. Is this just some form of validation? No doubt in many cases, the act of sex itself is just some sort of validation, and of course it is much easier to approach someone anonymously over the net than it is to talk to  them in person. Just look at all the guys standing around bars, glued to their phones. Believe me they are not all checking daily stock price fluctuations. You might tell me that I should just delete all those apps, or delete my profiles from all those internet dating sites, but should I deny myself occasional pleasures just because others over indulge?

Ah, so that’s it then. Gay men do have a tendency to over indulge in most things, and sex is obviously just one of those. Why is it then that, though it bothers me not one whit that I rarely drink, even more rarely partake of drugs, and never smoke, I feel a niggling worry about the fact that I don’t have sex constantly on the brain? On second thoughts, forget everything I said. I need to go. A man with a huge bulge in his trousers has just walked past the window. I wonder if he’s on Grindr.

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

First weeks in Cape Town


Panorama from the top of Table Mountain. From left to right are visible Lion's Head, Signal Hill, Robben Island, the Cape Town city centre, Table Bay, and Devil's Peak.
I note to my amazement that it has been over a month, since I posted anything in my blog. Now where on earth has that month gone, and what has been going on? 

Well first I am sorry to have to tell you that I won no award at either the Ravens Eden Porn Awards or the Hookies, but I am delighted to have been nominated none the less, and extend my congratulations to all the winners.

Secondly, I was getting ready for my extended holiday to Cape Town, which is where I am now and will be until the end of May. I am staying with Billy, my best friend, my sis, who moved here last November, and it is truly wonderful to be able to see him every day again. I have to confess to being extremely lazy since I got here. Our days consist of visits to the gym, to the beach, and to the malls, where Billy is shopping to put the final touches to his beautiful flat in Sea Point. The picture windows and balcony face west, and almost every evening so far, we have been able to sit on the balcony and drink in the most spectacular sunsets. Really I have never seen anything like them anywhere else in the world, even from Sounion in my beloved Greece.

Billy and I at the top of Table Mountain
Over the past two weeks, as we have driven around Cape Town, I have been unfailingly swept away by the beauty of the surrounding mountains, and a few days ago we took the cable car up to the top of Table Mountain. However much I have admired the mountains from down below, nothing could possibly prepare me for the majesty and sheer breath taking beauty of the views from the top. Though we are officially entering winter here, the weather has for the most part been better than an English summer, and that day was no exception, the sky a crystal clear blue, the temperature already reaching around 26C at 9am this morning (much hotter by the time we got to the beach later in the afternoon). From the top of Table Mountain you get amazing panoramic views of the city and the surrounding coastline. Indeed it is hard to know which way to look, for wherever you look your eyes are regaled with views of astonishing beauty.



For those of you who don’t know, Cape Town is surrounded by mountains, the most remarkable of which is Table Mountain, standing 1086 metres above sea level. It is characterised by a level plateau about 3 kilometres from side to side, edged by impressive cliffs. The plateau, flanked by Devil’s Peak to the east and by Lion’s Head to the west, forms a dramatic backdrop to Cape Town. This broad sweep of mountainous heights, together with Signal Hill, forms the natural amphitheatre of the City Bowl and Table Bay harbour. The highest point on Table Mountain is towards the eastern end of the plateau and is marked by Maclear's Beacon, a stone cairn built in 1865 by Sir Thomas Maclear for trigonometrical survey. It is 1,086 metres (3,563 ft) above sea level, about 19 metres (62 ft) higher than the cable station at the western end of the plateau.

Other significant moments of my stay have included a visit to the elegant Artscape Opera House, where Cape Town city Ballet were performing Giselle with visiting guest soloists, the excellent  Daria Klimentova and Vadim Muntagirov from London’s English National Ballet. What the resident company lacked in technical proficiency, they certainly made up for in enthusiasm and commitment and it was a thoroughly enjoyable, and moving performance, the youthful company dancing their hearts out, and determined to give of their best for their international guests.

A few days later, we had a very different night’s entertainment at the small Camps Bay Theatre, where Ruby Wax was performing her one woman show Lost It, which draws on her own experience of mental illness, not, you would have thought, a particularly funny topic. Nevertheless, Ms Wax had us all screaming with laughter at her various exploits, her timing and delivery razor sharp. How clever of her, though, never to let us forget that mental illness is a serious subject and still one of the great taboos. The second part of the show brought that very much home in a question and answer session, in which audience members were encouraged, in a spirit of togetherness, to talk about their own experiences, either first or second hand, of mental illness.

Sandy Bay
The weather, as I said earlier, has, apart from a couple of days, been warm and sunny, and we have spent a fair amount of time topping up our suntans, in the knowledge that these sunny days must be numbered. I’ve managed a couple of visits to the nudist beach, Sandy Bay, Billy complaining bitterly on the first one about the 20 minute hike from the car park. Sandy Bay is exactly what its name suggests, a beautiful sandy beach with rocks at either end, one of which has been christened whale rock because whales often play in the waves there, though not unfortunately whilst we were there. The first time we went, the beach was very quiet, just a few naked men lying out in the sun or cruising in the bushes, and on the second time, when I went by myself, I and a young American had the whole place to ourselves. He obligingly gave me an extremely enjoyable blowjob on the rocks out in the open. There is something really enjoyable about naked outdoor sex, particularly when there is no chance of interruption.

We still have so much planned and so much to see in this beautiful country, but I comfort myself with the fact that I am here till the end of May, and I will update as and when I can.

Friday, 2 March 2012

I'm Coming Out


Ok, I’ve decided to come out.” How much further out can you get” I hear you ask. Well, we’re not talking sexuality here. We’re talking about something much more contentious and something that carries a whole lot more prejudice. Age.

My age is something I’ve purposely shrouded in a certain amount of mystery for quite a few years now. Look around the internet and you’ll see it documented as anything between 38 (on one or two rather old websites) and 55. The truth is something of a surprise even to me. If someone had told me when I was 20 that I’d still be gogo dancing, or making a living out of sex at the age I am now, I’d have told them they were mad. People of my age were old. They didn’t have sex anymore and they sure as hell never took their clothes off in public, except maybe at the beach, and then only to swim.

For months before my recent birthday, I’d been subconsciously dreading the event. I decided against a big party or any big fuss. I hid my birth date on facebook to avoid the inevitable deluge of birthday wishes from people I’ve never met. My intention was to let the day slip by much like any other day. 
 That way, I figured, I didn’t have to think of any big change occurring; and actually it worked. I don’t feel any different now from how I did before this momentous event. The day arrived and nothing changed. I was able to lift the same weight as I always did in the gym. I was able to keep up the same intensity in my cardio workouts. The mere fact that I am embarking on another decade of my life does not make me a different person. Anyway most, no all of those I reveal my true age to are open mouthed with disbelief. And indeed what have I got to moan about?  I’m fit. I’m healthy. I’ve finally got most of my insecurities out of the way. I actually like who I am. What’s more, I may once have thought that older guys didn’t have much luck in the sex department, but actually I find it easier to pull now than I ever did, and most of the guys who run after me are young enough to be my son, some could even be my grandson.  They all think I’m younger than I am, but when I tell them my true age,really that seems to turn them on even more. I’m trying to think of the downsides, but honestly I can’t . There surely hasn’t been a better time to be able to call oneself a “daddy”.

Of course, society has its version of what I should be like now, but I have no interest in it. Society likes to pigeonhole people, put them in boxes, but I’ve resisted all efforts to define myself by strict parameters all my life. Why should I stop now? Those multiple choice questions with little boxes you tick never seem to apply to me. I always need an extra one for the option “none of the above”.

The young guys at Soho gym, where I work out, think I should tell the world how old I am, more than one of them exclaiming, “I want to be like you when I get to your age!” “You’re an inspiration!” said another, “you should be proud”.  

So that’s it. I’m coming out. At least to those of you who read this blog. A few weeks ago I turned 60. As I said, I let this momentous  event slip by without any real fuss, but I did do something to celebrate. I was asked to gogo dance at a club and I did. I did this for one reason only – because I can. Well maybe there was one other reason. When I’m 70, or 80, or 90, I want to be able to say I was still gogo dancing when I was 60. For, you see, it is just a number. It does not define who I am or what I can do.  I am me and I will adapt to the passing years in my own way, not the way society would thrust upon me. 




Wednesday, 8 February 2012

If you think things can’t get worse they generally do


Have you ever noticed how one unfortunate experience can trigger off a series of similar episodes till it gets to the point that you either laugh (preferable) or cry?

Last week my iPhone4 was snatched out of my hand by a young yob on a bicycle, working in tandem with another who had managed to distract my attention, thereby enabling his friend, unnoticed by me,  to whizz past me on his bike, snatching the phone out of my hand.  Adding insult to injury, as I ran in hot pursuit, I tripped and fell forward, badly grazing the palms of my hands. So not only was I down to the tune of £400 (my phone wasn’t insured), I was also not able to work for a few days (it’s pretty much impossible to massage someone with bloody palms). In retrospect maybe it’s just as well I didn’t catch the little f***ers, otherwise I might be in jail myself now for murder or GBH at the very least.

A friend came to my aid. He had a spare iPhone 3 he didn’t need. So all I needed to do was buy a replacement SIM, and everything would be ok again. Well not quite. First of all we discovered that the SIM tray was missing. I spent the following day trying to find another. Eventual success revealed that the phone needed to be unlocked. I found somewhere to unlock the phone for me, but unfortunately, once I tried restoring my own phone’s settings from back up, the phone would no longer recognise the SIM. My friend kindly offered me the use of a LG optimus 3, so a few days later I brought this home and charged it up. Inserted my SIM and the phone was working fine. Not quite an iPhone, but a lot better than my old blackberry. I decided to download the appropriate software to my laptop. To do so, I was enjoined to remove the battery from the phone to locate the phone number. I located the number, replaced the battery and switched it back on. Apart from flickering into life for a split second a couple of times, the phone has since refused to power up. 

I was beginning to think that anything technological I touched would immediately disintegrate before me, so decided to give up and go to the gym. At least my old blackberry was working. I made for the Boris bikes that are docked just outside the entrance to my flat, inserted my membership key into the slot and nothing. No flashing orange light. No green light. Nothing. I tried the next one. Nothing.  And the next one.  I tried the central information point. Nothing there either. I called Barclays Cycle Hire Customer Services and was informed that my key had become faulty, though why is unclear. That’s when my frustration turned to laughter. The girl at Barclays Cycle Hire probably thought I was mad, but I couldn’t help it. 

I am consoling myself with the thought that all these things happened before my birthday. As neither the Western nor Chinese New Year had heralded any great changes, maybe my own personal new year would. I am not superstitious, but, if there is such a thing as karma, then I hope that the little sod that snatched away my phone also snatched with him any bad karma that was hanging round me. If there’s any justice in this world, it will all attach itself to him now. I hope that  he carries it round for a very long time.  


Sunday, 8 January 2012

A reflection on some of the singers I have enjoyed


Well I did say I would write a companion piece to my piece on classical singers, so here it is. Choices are again personal, and some of them may not be amongst the greatest singers of all time. I’d be the first to admit I know far less about what is collectively called pop music, than I do about opera, so no doubt some of my choices may seem eccentric. I can already hear the cries of disbelief. What! No Ella Fitzgerald or Billie Holliday! No Tony Bennett or Nat King Cole! No Aretha Franklin or Nina Simone,  no Marvin Gaye, you can’t be serious! All I can say is that I am not. I love the work of all the aforementioned singers, but the ones in my list are ones that have meant something special to me at various times of my life, and, for that reason, I make no apology.  Together they have provided some of the musical signposts of my life,

Passing over such early loves as Doris Day (as a child, I loved her recording of Che sera sera, recently re-invented by the fabulous Pink Martini), and Nina and Frederick (Little Donkey my favourite Christmas song), the first singer who really spoke to me was Dusty Springfield  (how could my parents not have known I would turn out gay?). Her solo career roughly coincided with my teens and her first solo album, A Girl Called Dusty , was the first LP (vinyl back then of course) that I owned. Dusty’s smoky voice filled with pathos such songs as My Colouring Book and the classic You Don’t Own Me, and belted out such blues classics as Don’t You Know? I bought each one of Dusty’s subsequent albums, right up to Dusty in Memphis, which didn’t sell well on its initial release, but subsequently acquired the status of one of the classic albums of all time, housing, as it does, Dusty’s definitive readings of such songs as Son of a Preacher Man and The Windmills of your Mind. Though an enormous critical success Dusty in Memphis was not a commercial success at its first release, and Dusty’s subsequent albums did no better and she seemed to disappear for several years, until she guested on the Pet Shop Boys’ What Have I Done To Deserve This? in 1989. This and the use of the song Son of a Preacher Man, in Tarrantino’s Pulp Fiction helped revive her career and she had another brief spell of success until breast cancer tragically took her life in 1999.

This was also the time of The Beatles, and nobody of my generation could possibly have escaped their influence. I remember having a crush on Paul McCartney  (well he was extremely cute back then), though I didn’t really understand that’s what it was . Just to hear Paul sing and shake his mop top to songs like All My Loving and I Want to Hold Your Hand was enough to get me screaming like a girl. Please forgive me. I was only 11 or 12 at the time. Still you’d think my parents might have had a clue. That and the fact that my main loves were music and dancing, and I had no interest in sport whatsoever, apart from horse riding.  The Beatles, of course developed, though, for some reason I stopped following them for a while. I never owned the seminal White Album, but Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band was unignorable, and remains to this day one of my all time favourite albums. I love every track, and would find it impossible to pick out a favourite; possibly Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, or that gorgeous mini symphony She’s Leaving Home or the sublime fusion of Lennon and McCartney that is A Day in the Life, apparently an amalgamation of two songs that John and Paul were working on independently. 

Reluctantly I pass over The Shangri-Las, whose outpourings of teen angst, struck a chord in my teenage soul, ( Leader of the Pack, with its signature screeching bike tyres, once banned by the BBC,  has since become a classic of the gramophone, a paean for every teenager who was ever in love )  and move on to a French singer, whose music I still enjoy to this day. With her long, straight hair, fringe half covering her eyes, tall and lanky, a square cut jaw, high cheek bones and thick lips, Françoise Hardy looked like a female Mick Jagger, and was the very epitome of the sixties chick. She had a small, husky voice of limited range, but it was extremely expressive, in a French non- committal way, and has hardly changed in all the years she has been singing.  In her most recent album, released in 2010, she hardly sounds any different from the young girl who first sang Tous le garcons et les filles way back in 1964. Incidentally her diction was, and still is, superb. I remember a French teacher, agreeing to a lesson in which we all listened to Françoise Hardy songs, translating the lyrics into English as we went along. The piano riff that opened the glorious Voila was even sampled in Robbie Williams’ recent You Know Me.  Françoise, je t’adore.

Then there is Cher. She may not have the greatest voice in the world, nor would she claim to have, but you have to admire a woman who has managed a number one hit in every decade from 1960 to the last one. Her career has had more ups and downs than a rollercoaster, and her private life was almost as rocky. When her daughter Chastity came out to her as a lesbian, Cher was surprisingly (she admits this herself) less supportive than one might have expected. However, having  finally come to terms with the fact, she seems to have accepted with total equanimity Chastity’s transformation into the male Chaz Bono, regularly tweeting support for her son in her twitter feed. Cher is a legend, and as a singer her voice has come a long way from the days of Sonny and Cher, which is when I first became a fan. The woman has been with me from adolescence till today and I would find it impossible to leave her out; and I actually think she is a better singer than she gives herself credit for. Just listen to the joy with which she sings the words “Man I am tonight”, when the preacher asks her if she is a “Christian chile” in her version of Walking in Memphis. I had a particular fondness for an album called Stars, after the Janis Ian song of that name, but it doesn’t ever seem to have been reissued. Cher may not be one of the greatest singers of all time, but she has definitely earned her place in the pantheon of great stars.

As lead singer of the Walker Brothers, Scott Walker wrapped his gorgeous, velvety voice round such hits as Make It Easy On Yourself and The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore, but some of his own material had shown a darker side to him. As a teenager, I responded to their downbeat, esoteric lyrics, which were to be more fully explored when he left the group and embarked on a solo career. His first solo album, simply called Scott, definitely tried to cash in on Walker’s big ballad appeal, with songs like The Big Hurt and When Joanna loved me, but also contained a fair amount of Jacques Brel and Scott’s own compositions. The next album followed along the same lines, but Scott 3 was made up only of songs by Walker himself and by Jacques Brel. Scott 4, arguably the best and most homogeneous of his early albums, was the first of his albums not to make the top 10. It was also my favourite. Particularly ambitious is the first track, a glorious musical evocation of Ingmar Bergman’s The Seventh Seal, with its Morricone style arrangement, and the dark foreboding of The Old Man’s Back Again.  I also treasure his Jacques Brel covers, particularly a haunting beautiful If You Go Away, though Walker also has a way with the wickedly malevolent Funeral Tango and the sarcasm and pain enshrined in Next. In later albums, he became more and more experimental, the music and arrangements ever more spare, and I found it harder to get on with him, but I still listen to his first solo albums regularly.

And so to Barbra Streisand. When did it become fashionable to knock Barbra? I suppose round about the time she achieved superstar status. Before that she was this kooky American Jewish comedienne with an amazing voice, and she was very much in vogue, especially amongst gay men, who responded to her the way previous generations had adored Judy Garland, and future generations would revere Madonna and Lady Gaga. Maybe it was the bitterness she injected into a standard like Cry Me A River or Free Again. I was slow to jump on the Streisand bandwagon, I’ll admit. In fact I was determined not to like her. So when the film of Funny Girl was released, I reluctantly went along to see it. By the time she’d sung I’m The Greatest Star near the beginning of the movie, I was agreeing with her. She truly was the greatest star, the talent just bursting through the screen. Later on, I suppose, some of the mannerisms began to grate, but that first exposure to Streisand at full tilt was a knock out. I’ve heard all the stuff about it actually being a small voice and only really suitable for recordings, but even if that is the case, it’s an amazing instrument. I’ve heard many classical singers praise her impeccable legato, breath control and intonation (she’s always bang in the centre of the note). She has sung a wide range of music and I suppose I would have to agree that the song does tend to come second to Streisand. We are often too aware of the singer and not of the song. That said, she did manage to sublimate her ego to an extent in the Richard Perry Stony End album, when she fully embraced the music of her own generation for the first time. She is also an intelligent singer, as Stephen Sondheim discovered, when he worked with her for the first time on The Broadway Album. She was the first singer to notice that the last verse of Send in the Clowns didn’t properly follow from what went before. When she asked him about it, he told her that, in the musical, there was a scene between that explained it. She asked him to write a bridge to make it work better as a song out of context, and he did. I have most of her albums, and though I am more critical now than I once was of the Streisand mannerisms, I refuse to bow to fashion. She was, and is, unique.

I first heard the voice of Karen Carpenter on the Carpenters’ single Rainy Days and Mondays, a voice of such richness and beauty, so easily and evenly produced, that it simply drew you in. The dark colour of her voice was particularly suited to melancholy ballads, and reached its apogee in the wonderful Yesterday Once More, which can still evoke memories of sitting alone in my room listening to Radio Luxembourg, or the pirate radio station Caroline, the only stations that played non-stop pop music in those days. Streisand praised her “marvellous instrument” and k d lang went one step further, comparing her to Nat King Cole “and uh....there's very few singers that are that rich actually...."   She died tragically young, a victim of anorexia nervosa, but her legacy lives on.

Now, there can hardly have been a time when I wasn’t aware of Frank Sinatra, as my parents both loved him, but I only really started to listen when I heard his 1969 album of Rod McKuen material, called A Man Alone. Although the album was recorded in 1969, I was only really aware of it in the late 70s after a break up with my then girlfriend (yes I was still trying to be straight). It’s melancholy mood certainly chimed in with my own at that time, and I remember sitting alone in the dark, wallowing in my misery with the voice of Ol’ Blue Eyes. Sinatra had a way with a lyric, a way of making you feel that the thought came newly minted from his lips. I particularly enjoyed the Nelson Riddle years, and my favourite albums still seem to be the more melancholic ones – In The Wee Small Hours of the Morning, allegedly recorded as a response to his break up with Ava Gardner , and the equally downbeat Only the Lonely. Sinatra may have been great at the up tempo classics like I’ve Got You Under My Skin, but it was the sad resignation with which he sang such songs as I Get Along Without You Very Well that always touched me most.

Moving forward in time a little, I confess I’d taken very little notice of George Michael until seeing him sing Somebody To Love (on tv) at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert for AIDS Awareness in 1992. He was one of the few singers to really do justice to a Freddie Mercury song, and his was undeniably the star turn of the concert. Just over 18 months later, I got the chance to hear him live on Wednesday December 1st 1993, at an AIDS benefit in the presence of HRH Princess Diana at Wembley Arena. David Bowie presented and the other artists were Mick Hucknall and k. d. lang (more of whom below).  George live was even more impressive than George on tv or on record; I was totally bowled over. Subsequently I rushed out and bought the album Listen Without Prejudice, Vol 1 (too bad that, because of his battle with Virgin, we never got Vol 2), and it fast became one of my most played albums. Older I liked even better, I think, though it would be a tough call. In 1999, he released an album of covers,  Songs From The Last Century, that was, and remains, the least commercially successful of all his albums; but I love it, if only because it is only in the songs of other composers that an artist reveals his true credentials as a singer. Ranging from jazz standards like My Baby Just Cares For Me, to the Police’s Roxanne, George shows a masterful appreciation of different styles. My personal favourite is his version of The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face, sung with a quiet rapture, so full of wonder and awe. His personal life has not been without troubles, and his health has recently been cause for concern. It is good to hear that he is well on the way to recovery, and I hope that it won’t be too long before he can resume his performing activities.

The other singer to knock me out at that AIDS benefit in 1993 was k. d. lang, whom I’d hardly even heard of before that time. The majority of the material she sang was off her album Ingenue, which I  didn’t know, though I bought it straight after the concert. At the end of her set, she brought the house down with her rendering of the Roy Orbison classic Crying, which of course she had already recorded with Orbison himself. Lang is another singer who has proved herself equally in her own material and the music of other composers. She sings a heartrending version of the Cole Porter classic So In Love, on the AIDS charity album Red Hot And Blue, and her version of Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah is arguably the greatest of all the many covers of that song. I don’t think Alexandra Burke had the least idea what it was about. There is a youtube clip of lang singing the song at the Canadian Songwriters Hall of Fame induction of Leonard Cohen in 2006. It is the most touching tribute that one can performer can give to another, and Cohen, who is in the audience, is visibly moved. Her career hasn’t quite reached the heights it ought to have done, possibly due to her uncompromising attitude to her sexuality, which she has refused to play down. Whatever the reasons, she is a major artist, with an extraordinary voice, and a way with a lyric that draws you into its meaning. You really feel she is telling you a story. Her latest album (k. d. lang And The Siss Boom Bang) returns her to her  country roots, and is a joy from beginning to end. 

So that’s 10, but I wonder if I might be allowed an indulgence to include one more, a singer who is actually known to me personally. I first heard David McAlmont on David Arnold’s The James Bond Project, singing an absolutely stunning version of Diamonds Are Forever. David had been around for a while already of course, but you have to remember that pop music was only really at the peripheries of my listening. I spent most of my time listening to classical music and opera. David’s voice made itself known to me again on the Craig Armstrong album As If, singing the haunting Snow. I did a little more investigation and found he had had quite a career. David and I became twitter friends, occasionally commenting on each other’s posts, and I was surprised and delighted when he invited me to the launch of his last album The Glare, a collaboration with Michael Nyman, which was also the first time we actually met. I bought the CD then and there, and transferred it to my ipod, so I could get to know it. I actually had to stop playing it in the gym, because I’d find myself sitting listening to the music instead of working out. It is a great achievement and thoroughly deserves the accolades that have been heaped on it. Ever moving on, David has now formed the duo Fingersnap with Guy Davies. They have released their first EP, Rise (my favourite track is predictably The Bishop of New Hampshire) and are about to go out on tour. I urge you to hear them.

One more indulgence. My niece, Abi is a superb singer/songwriter. Still at college, studying for her BMus, she has two London gigs coming up Symptomatic present abi at the The Workshop and Monto presnt Abi at The Shoreditch. She is going to be a huge star. Go along and hear her now so you can say “I was there when…”



Selections of some of their recordings here